Sunday, June 14, 2009

Indian Vs American

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American,who is
chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the
American who begins to chat :

American : "Do you eat the bread entirely?
Indian : "Of course! "
American : "We do not. We only eat the inner part.The crust is
put in a container and processed and transformed into
flour and sold to Indians. "

The Indian says nothing.

The American continues,"Do you eat this jelly with the bread? "

Indian : "Of course! "
American : "We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and
then put the seeds and peels into a container.Later
it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to
Indians."

The Indian finally asks, "And what do you do with the condoms
after using them?

American : "We throw them away,of course! "
Indian : "We do not. We keep them in containers, process them
transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the
United States.


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